Thursday 23 September 2021

Victimhood

The duchess and the dweeb

couldn’t seem to leave, the

palace without burning it down 

on the way out.

“If we can’t have nice things,” 

“We really don’t want to whinge,”

“But you know, it’s privacy,” they say.

Then they got in the Rolls Royce, 

and drove away,

heading across the pond

where the sun shines all day long,

where they could say and do whatever they like,

firing their grapes of wrath back home

whenever they feel they are being ignored


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