Thursday 21 April 2022

Believe What You Want, but Don’t Get Offended When I Call It Bullshit

Jesus, Allah, the great pumpkin, 

the grand wizard Wahzoo,

believe in what you like,

if it means something to you.

It seems a no-brainer,

especially if it is affecting nobody but you.

Strap a turkey to your head

if that is what you’ve been fed, 

indoctrinated since you were young,

since you begun.

Cut off a leg,

if that is what’s going to get you to heaven, 

consciousness, nirvana, or however many virgins?

Wear a kaftan, culottes,

if that’s what you’ve got.

Avert your ideas

to the world of Britney Spears,

it’s as good a result,

as any heavenly cult.


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