Friday 6 November 2015

Don't Smoke, Men

Don't smoke,

especially if you're a bloke,

because your thing down there,

needs more care.


Don't smoke,

especially if you're a bloke,

because your mate below,

will cease to grow.


You can get to 30

without a care, if you dare,

but after that, they wrote,

you better not smoke.


If you don't 

want your little bloke

to choke

give up the smokes.


It is clear,

the research is here,

give them up, my dear,

when you do, give a cheer.


It is something done

a good fight won

something of which to be proud,

wink, you'll be better endowed.


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