You Must Like Beer

No fats

No fems

No Asians

No queers

No Muslims

No terrorists

And no niggers

Or anyone from over “there”

We’re saving our way of life

(sunshine and a fair go?)

Visitors are welcome

But not multiculturalism, (irony, no)

And you must like beer

Cricket and footy

Get a nickname, get a 4WD

Plan for your kids it's your duty

I wanna see me

When I look at you

And I don’t want to smell anything but

Chicken fillets and stew