Truth

You can’t jerk off with Long Johns on

You can’t get a good grip on your long john dong.

You can’t stretch out your stroke,

which you need to if you’re a bloke.

It’s a truth, we may not want to speak of,

but we shouldn’t treat such things with kid gloves.

Boys will be boys it is true of all time,

and getting your long johns off for pleasure is not a crime.

In fact, it is probably good for you,

otherwise, the stuff is possibly going to set like glue.

Get it on, and give those pipes a flush,

it will make you feel better, like oh so much.