Saturday, 30 June 2018

Lift Etiquette

Don’t you hate it

When at the last minute

A hand comes around

The lift door 

and stops the process?

I freely admit

I am a lift nazi.

And it drives me to distraction!

‘WAIT AND CATCH THE NEXT LIFT YOU SELFISH BASTARD!”

My inner voice screams

Whenever I see that self-satisfied face,

Sliding into the lift with the rest of us,

As if it has achieved something,

Right there at the last minute, no fucken fuss.


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