Do you ever wonder what went wrong with life,
when the only, “good morning” you ever get
is from your Apple watch?
That wasn’t quite what I was promised from birth, you can’t help but think.
Grow up, meet your soul mate, have a family.
Buy a house. Get a dog. Get a second car. Perhaps a beach shack.
Grow old together.
So many people are alone in the world, how did I end up as one of them, goes through your mind?
But still, I have Apple watches in an assortment of colours.
Look, this one matches my eyes.
It’s just a shame I have never had someone to tell me that.
Can an Apple watch tell me I am beautiful?
Pat me on the back?
