I Just Don't Like It

I never drink peppermint tea.

No, never.

It's hardly a man's drink, 

now is it?

Girls drink peppermint tea,

it's the natural order of the world.

I'm not worried about my masculinity,

don't get me wrong,

I just don't like it.

Don't You Love It?

Don't you love the people who say, "That's just wrong,"

and that is all they have to offer.

It's almost as good as, those who say, "whatever,"

often said with a snarl.

Generic answers from generic people

who haven't had an original idea their whole lives.

So many stupid people.

The Weekend

Drugs, sex, rock and roll, here I cum.

Snout in the trough,

waggling my tail, that's the dream.

I want to be piggy, piggy all night long.

Its a good way to spend your youth

Don't let the olds tell you its wrong.

Get out and live your life

there are so few years when you are young,

I made life long friends passing the bong,

when i was young.

Good Night

In bed...

Feel the embrace of the cold sheets

“Sweet dreams, pumpkin.”

He "Grunts" in the dark

Pull the bedclothes close,

touch my neck, touch my face.

“Kisses and hugs.”

"Grunt"... softly in the dark.

Our hands find each other

“Don’t let the bedbugs bite.”

"Grunt, grunt." 

The dark is comforting, bracing, touching.

Listen for his first snore in the dark.

Wait for it.

Expect it.

Love it.

The cold air dances on my face.

I sink into sleep.

 

New Lives Begin

Eventually, everything goes away

Everything's time comes

All over, it is all over, done with

And pretty soon, nobody remembers,

Nobody cares.

(that’s how important you are)

It is late in the year, it is September

and your 15 minutes of fame

is, well, just about done,

many new lives have begun.

Step out of the way

(it is just easier that way)

Vun Dus Just Look Away For A Minuet

How quickly'th the years doth slipest away'eth. 

Vun dus just look away for a minuet

and it is many years hence

goeth quietly, your time is spent.

Snot and Piss and Shit

Snot and piss and blood and shit

Where do I get my next hit?

Snot and piss and blood and shit

How many crimes do I have to commit?

Snot and piss and blood and shit

How long do I have to rage against it?

Snot and piss and blood and shit

I sell my grandma for my next fix.

Snot and piss and blood and shit

Yeah, sure, I’d blow in your slit.

Snot and piss and blood and shit

You wanna know how I got like this?

Snot and piss and blood and shit

I roll over and play with my tits.