Life

I love, I am loved. I loved, I was loved,

and the sun caresses my face.

Life, you owe me nothing, we are at peace.

Life Is What Mother Teresa?

Life is an opportunity, a onetime offer.

Life is beauty, be gorgeous.

Life is a dream, dare to think big.

Life is a challenge, rise to it.

Life is a duty, be fair.

Life is a game, play nice.

Life is a promise, for keeps.

Life is sorrow, be kind.

Life is a song, a beautiful melody.

Life is a struggle, be strong.

Life is a tragedy, be brave.

Life is an adventure, enjoy it.

Life is luck, cross your fingers.

Life is too precious, you get one shot at it.

Life is life, give it your best.

Cashmere

If a man likes cashmere

Does that make him a little queer

Or does it make him a follower of fashion?

He says with a lisp

And a flick of his wrists

No dear, it's all about individual passion.

And who has the guts.

Stupid Laws

Stupid laws are a bore

It's what anal-retentives adore

But the rest of us can see right through them,

Shaking our heads at them.

Who cares if your dogs on a rock

Or if your cocks in a sock,

Or your car’s on the clock,

Or your kid’s on the snot,

Such laws are designed to give power to stupid

Small men with, er, small hands,

Women with fat glands,

People with no friends,

‘That lot’ with no trends.

The cardigan brigade,

Who are otherwise afraid.

Bad Decisions

I've been doing stupid things

Wilder than I've ever been

Even my own mind boggles at the recollection,

Things that I can't reverse

And to make matters worse

I even knew better when I made them.

But that’s half the fun of it, surely?

I say fun, but I mean living,

Feeling alive, that must be,

The thinking behind such care free

Actions that could hurt me, 

Or bring me undone.

That’s the fun.

Hipsters

The metrosexual has evolved

Into something quite bold

But when you look at them, you've got to wonder if they are smelly?

They've thrown the shavers away

So, they don't look quite so gay

But do they all have to go around looking like Ned Kelly?

Fat Nat

There was a girl from out west named Nat

Who was just so hideously fat

"I'm not fat," she’d implore

But she couldn't squeeze through any of the doors.

As her stomach hit the floor with a whack

April 01st...