8.38am

If you don't put the toilet rolls in the toilet roll dispenser at work around the right way, the toilet roll dispenser won't work.

And if you don't break that stuck down end of the toilet roll, the toilet roll dispenser won't work.

The person who puts the toilet rolls in the toilet roll dispenser at work, does not put them in around the right way,

Nor does that person break the stuck down end before those toilet rolls go in the toilet roll dispenser.

You'd think if it was your job to put the toilet rolls in the toilet roll dispenser you'd want them to be in the right way

So, the whole thing works properly, but that is not the case.

The person who puts the toilet rolls in the toilet roll dispenser at work does not care if the whole thing works properly.

You'd think if that was your job, you'd take pride in those toilet rolls always being around the right way,

Ensuring that the sealed end is always being broken, but no, they do not.

Do not be like the person who puts the toilet rolls in the toilet roll dispenser at my work.