Men

I can masturbate any where

in the car, under the stairs,

in an exam, when my fancy is in sight,

in a park, in the dead of the night,

in the lounge when there are people around,

riding a unicycle, playing the clown.

In fact, I’m rubbing one out now.

The Glass Is Empty Guy

Just lately, I seem to aspire

to a glass half empty,

that would be grand,

to get that much in life,

I think.

Getting things done is a chore,

even those for my own good,

even the simplest tasks,

I’m already bored.

I do have friends,

but I don’t contact them,

that just seems like a chore too,

how do people feign that much interest?

I just seem to want to drift

stare into space

sit with my dog,

feel time pass by.

When there is nothing to do,

I like that the best,

that is the easiest.

No stress. 🙂

Religious discrimination laws

are really just a continuing temper tantrum

from the religious right wing

for the world having moved on without them.