Look Away

I don’t tie my shoe laces

because it drives other people crazy

some people can’t look away

I’m perpendicular, no lazy.

Remorse

Is remorse dependent on gain?

I am sorry because I'll get something.

Usually, a chance at better karma.

Self

Surely no offence

if what is being said is true.

People are unaware.

Falling for You

Boom, bang

crash, clang,

I think I am falling for you,

love is grand.

I hold my heart out to you

beating in my hand.

Losers

We lose our privacy as

politician's lose in the polls.

Lies become truths.

Da Dah

De dit, de dit, de dit, de dit daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Hope is hell,

waiting for the spell,

to work,

or shirk.

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

Da Dah!

I Just Don't Like It

I never drink peppermint tea.

No, never.

It's hardly a man's drink, 

now is it?

Girls drink peppermint tea,

it's the natural order of the world.

I'm not worried about my masculinity,

don't get me wrong,

I just don't like it.

Don't You Love It?

Don't you love the people who say, "That's just wrong,"

and that is all they have to offer.

It's almost as good as, those who say, "whatever,"

often said with a snarl.

Generic answers from generic people

who haven't had an original idea their whole lives.

So many stupid people.

The Weekend

Drugs, sex, rock and roll, here I cum.

Snout in the trough,

waggling my tail, that's the dream.

I want to be piggy, piggy all night long.

Its a good way to spend you youth

Don't let the olds tell you its wrong.

Get out and live your life

there are so few years when you are young,

I made life long friends passing the bong.